just-shower-thoughts:

The child of a gay couple never has to wonder if they were planned

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

hipster:

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

raven:

omg

stanleykubricky:

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

paintdoesart:

Here’s a pic of my dad holding popcorn after the fair came into town
We can only get it like once a year so we stock up
I didn’t wanna show his face BUT

guy:

lmao

djcronut:

oh…..my god (source)

you-only-liberate-once:

when you’ve got an Opinion™ but you know it’ll open up The Discourse™ so you gotta hold in all your emotion